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Sunday, August 12, 2012

Joe Biden Not Making Sense - Even in Email

Joe Biden sent me this email. I cannot fathom how the message relates to any of the events of the last two days nor to "Romney's Choice," the subject of the email:

From: Joe Biden (info@barackobama.com)
Subj: Romney's Choice

B --

Starting now, we can expect even more wealthy, right-wing ideologues lining up to support the Romney-Ryan ticket.

The people on the other side who are trying to buy this election are putting nasty, deceptive TV ads on the air right this very minute. They're not going away. They're getting worse.

If we don't do what we can to keep this close, right now at this crucial moment, we risk letting the other side run away with it.

If you're thinking about making a donation to the campaign, please don't wait -- donate $3 or more today, and let's win this together.

Every single day from now until Election Day matters. At the end of it, we'll all ask ourselves if we did everything we could to make sure that we are able to keep fighting for change.

I know how I want to answer that question. I hope you're with me -- because we're up against the kind of outside spending never seen before in modern politics.

And without people like you, this could get to be a pretty lopsided fight.

November 6th will be here sooner than we think. Donate $3 or more today:

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Thanks,

Joe
No thanks, actually. Since you guys are the one's fighting like hell to protect the status quo of big government, which is going broke. Romney and Ryan are actually the ticket of change. Also, what's with the constant request for $3? It seems that every request I get from Team 0 is for three bucks. It must be to gin up some tale about grass roots support, but I have to believe it doesn't actually pay back to process a $3 donation. Hope Doo Doo Econ, my favorite financial guy, can explain.

3 comments:

  1. when i think of biden/obama, the word "fight" does not enter my mind.

    it's some kind of weird beta-male/incontinence mashup.

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  2. Thanks for the compliment! I would hazard a guess that $3 donations allow the Obama Campaign to average out all the big wall street and hollywood donors in order to appear grassroots. ($35000 +3+3+3+3)/5 = $7002.40 Add enough $3 and you get down to "averaging under $100 donations."

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